Congratulations, You’re Sick! (Or Maybe Your Body’s Just Trying to Save Your Life)

Your picture on the cover of Sick and Dying Monthly magazine

Have you ever just sat back and been amazed at how clever the human body is? No, really. It’s like a highly trained janitor who knows exactly when the floors need mopping, the trash needs taking out, and the air freshener’s on its last legs. Every spring, like clockwork, your body rolls up its sleeves, grabs the mop, and starts kicking out the garbage — pathogens, mold, bacteria, viruses, parasites, you name it.

And what do most people do?
They freak out.
They shut it down.
They run screaming to Dr. Pharmy, who is more than happy to whip out his prescription pad and say, “Here’s a little something to stop that terrible cleansing process you’re going through.”

Your picture on the cover of Sick and Dying Monthly magazine

Congratulations.
You’ve just traded your body’s perfectly-timed spring cleaning for a lifetime subscription to the “Sick and Dying Monthly.” The medical industry’s favorite propaganda rag mag — and guess what? You’re on the cover.

Let’s break it down, shall we?

Itchy, Watery Eyes?

That’s your body’s way of washing out the junk it’s collected from the filth in the air.
“Oh no! Not itchy eyes! Quick, get some miracle eye drops that’ll trap those toxins right where they are and let them spread!
Good job, champ. You’ve just turned your natural eye-washing station into a toxic waste dump.

A Little Sweaty?

Your skin is supposed to perspire. That’s how you exhale poisons you can’t cough out or pee out. But heaven forbid you get a pit stain, right?
Out comes the industrial-strength antiperspirant to cork your sweat glands tighter than a bottle of bad wine.
Now instead of sweating out the crap you’re carrying, it’s circulating through your bloodstream looking for a nice organ to screw up. Bravo.

Runny Nose Panic

Nothing strikes terror into the modern mind faster than the sight of a runny nose.
“Quick! Slap it down with pharmaceuticals! Can’t have any of those toxins exiting stage left!”
Look, friend, sometimes it’s just a runny nose. Not post-nasal drip. Not death creeping up your sinuses. Just your body doing what it’s supposed to: evacuating junk you inhaled from dirty air, dirty food, and dirty water.

Maybe — just maybe — you need a box of tissues, not a $400 pharmaceutical prescription/subscription that comes with a side order of liver damage.

Mucus: The Unsung Hero

You know what mucus is? It’s like the garbage truck of your body. It wraps up pathogens and waste like little toxic burritos and kicks them out through your nose, your lungs, your gut, wherever it can find an exit.

And yet here we are, dousing every sniffle, every cough, every sneeze with a chemical straightjacket so the body can’t do its job.
Honestly, it’s like firing your cleaning crew because they’re making too much noise while hauling out the rotting garbage. Genius move.

Feeling Crappy? It Might Be a Good Sign

Fatigue. Headaches. Chills. Muscle cramps.
These aren’t always signs that you need another expensive diagnosis and a sack full of prescriptions.
Sometimes it’s just your body throwing a full-blown detox party — and you weren’t invited to enjoy it. You were invited to survive it and come out cleaner on the other side.

Skin itching? Urinary weirdness? Back pain?
That’s the trash leaving the building, folks. That’s the filth you’ve been stacking up finally getting an eviction notice.
Instead of attacking the process, maybe give your body a standing ovation and if anything a little something-something to help the detox process along.

Your body is fighting for you — not against you.

Consider This

The next time your body starts throwing the garbage out, don’t be that guy who locks the doors and nails the windows shut because “Oh no, it’s getting drafty!”

Let the natural processes happen.
Sweat. Sneeze. Snot. Cry. Pee.
Do whatever it takes to let the garbage leave.

Stop interrupting your body’s perfectly orchestrated symphony of self-rescue just because Big Pharma has convinced you that feeling a little uncomfortable means you’re broken.

You’re not broken.
You’re built like a miracle.
Trust it.

And maybe… keep a few extra tissues on hand.

 

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